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How long have you fly fished?  Please select the most appropriate one year and poo-pooing the label of 'Beginner's Status'. enough time to qualify as an expert. over ten years if you count visits to the shrink.

How often do you 'spin a yarn'?  Please select the most appropriate only one teeny weeny little time. well...er...ah...a couple of times...maybe. five times a month and twice during the full moon.

Which technique is banned in Pumpkin Creek?  Please select the most appropriate doing high-fives on a forward cast using clothesline rope as a shock tippet wearing tight-fitting waders that cause cramps using Spam to chum for fish

Describe your biggest embarassment?  Please select the most appropriate getting a fly line caught in the trees on the first backcast catching a fellow angler's left ear on a size #24 emerger filling the waders with water

How often have you done these 'things'?  Please select the most appropriate once on a Sunday while skipping church. twice...but please keep it a secret. three times just to get a shrink's attention.

Have these 'things' ever happened to you?  Please select the most appropriate more times than one would care to admit. more times than there are numbers that go that high. enough times to become BULLET-PROOF!!!

On whom do you 'dump' the blame?  Please select the most appropriate fishing guide fishing buddy ex-husband...the jerk... ex-wife...the shrew... out of control Cosmic forces

Give us a short quote about your fly fishing experience...the Good, Bad & the Ugly.